‘Cocaine Bear’ review: it blows (in a good way)

‘Cocaine Bear’ is one of the biggest movies of the year, grossing over $80 million worldwide. Illustration by Mackenzie Jarvin.

Cocaine Bear begins with a plane flying high over the forests of Chattahoochee, Georgia. A man dances and maniacally dumps duffel bags of coke out of the emergency door, but not without mixing in a line. He nods his head as he puts on aviator sunglasses (it’s night). However, the party is short-lived as he hits his head, loses consciousness and freefalls to his death.

Those in pursuit of hot, delicious garbage (just like a black bear) – will likely adore the horror-comedy directed by Elizabeth Banks based loosely on real events.

The actual cocaine bear dates back to the 1980s, of course. In 1985, an ex-narcotics officer-turned-drug smuggler Andrew Thornton dropped about $2 million worth of cocaine from a plane mid-air over the Chattahoochee National Forest.

A 175-pound black bear got into one of the duffel bags of cocaine, consuming 40 plastic containers of the drug. The bear – eventually named Pablo Escobear – died of an overdose.

However, Cocaine Bear reimagines the story as if Miss Pablo lived and opted to go on a drug-induced murderous rampage.

Without a doubt, the bear (brought to life by motion capture and CGI) is the absolute star of this flick.

Keeleigh Nichols, a scary movie superfan, said she could not get enough of the coke fiend – and wished the bear had even more screen time.

“I think Cocaine Bear had a lot of different storylines going on, which made it hard to sympathize with any of the characters in particular… so, at times, I was rooting for the bear. When I am watching horror films or thrillers, I like to have the ability to enjoy the villain – Cocaine Bear lets you do that. I almost feel like the film didn’t have enough of the bear,” she said.

Inspired by slasher films of the 1980s, Cocaine Bear is rather gruesome most of the time – but it gives the audience exactly what was promised by its trailer… a bear high on cocaine.

Sofie Felber, a self-proclaimed horror fan and second-year Natural Resource Compliance (NRC) student at Lethbridge College, said Cocaine Bear exceeded her expectations.

“I thought the movie was way better than what I expected it to be. It is super fun, a bit gory and ridiculous,” Felber said.

The NRC student also applauded character actress Margo Martindale’s performance as the park ranger.

“[Martindale] had some great lines and delivery. It was fun to see the career I’m pursuing in a comedic way,” she said.

While the film injects a bit of sentimentality at times, the pacing slows down and the focus shifts from the action to the characters’ development – its flaws are not unbearable (yes, pun intended). Although it’s not perfect, Cocaine Bear is quite the high.

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Mackenzie Jarvin is a second-year Digital Communications and Media student at Lethbridge College. Before starting the program, Jarvin earned a Bachelor of Science degree in environmental science from Acadia University. When she’s not in class, she can be found thrifting and looking for vintage clothing pieces, VHS tapes and vinyl albums. She also enjoys rewatching her favourite shows from the '90s and '00s, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The O.C. and Gilmore Girls. Jarvin is an aspiring marketing and communications professional – she hopes to work with businesses and organizations that prioritize sustainability.

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